Livin' in the land of the cold and the flat

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Proposed formula

An ideal Saturday equation (in weird student world, where every saturday involves work):

Saturday = hx[(S)/(r x V)] + W

where:
h = number of hours (inversely proportional to W)
x = Shopaholic Coefficient
S = shopping
r = need and desirability quotient
V = visa limit
W= work

Shopaholic Coefficient: x = (s x b)/2a

where s = Christmas shoe score
b = Christie bag coefficient
a = income

2 Comments:

  • Sorry, what? I'm a Communications major, I don't understand it when numbers and letters intermingle...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:27 p.m.  

  • Normally I don't understand the intermixing of numbers and letters. However, an easy explanation of the formula is:

    "Shannon and Lisa's income is inversely proportional to Shannon and Lisa's shopping expenditures"

    By Blogger Shannon, at 1:47 p.m.  

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