Only in Saskatchewan...

This morning I got told this (very Saskatchewan) joke, and I have to put it up here so all Sasky-ish people can appreciate it and all non-Sasky's can say, "what on Earth is she doing in that province?!?"

Apparently this is the definitive answer to:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"


Answer:
"Someone has to show those retarded gophers how it's done".

If you don't live here you won't think this is funny. My first thought was "hey, that's true, the gophers are dumb!". Which just goes to show - Saskatchewan does get to you after a while. Someone rescue me!